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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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