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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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