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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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