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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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