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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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