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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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