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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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