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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jenkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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