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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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