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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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