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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Misty eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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