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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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