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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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