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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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