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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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