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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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