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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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