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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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