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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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