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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮
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