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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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