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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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