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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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