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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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