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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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