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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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