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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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