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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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