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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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