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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Millie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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