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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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