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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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