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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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