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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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