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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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