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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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