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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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