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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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