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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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