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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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