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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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