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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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