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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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