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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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