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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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