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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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