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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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