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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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