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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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