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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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