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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jelly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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