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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gizmo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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