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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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