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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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